My One Bad Haircut – 11th August 2018

 

Last month, my one bad haircut got me to thinking about a fad that has swept across our country.  First the haircut:

 

Patty and I have been married for 42 years, and for almost all of those years she has given me my regular haircuts.  You see, my hair grows in odd ways—part is straight, part is highly curly.  And too often in my youth, barbers, not knowing how to handle it, would rake the wire brush through the curls in an attempt to blend the resulting coiffure.  Coming from families of cue balls on both sides, I credit any hair I have left to the loving touch of my wife who learned how to cut hair all those years back in order to deal with my troublesome locks (not to minimize the fact that over the four decades we have saved literally thousands of dollars in haircut charges).  Patty has it down to a science, which makes what happened last month all the more eventful.

 

At certain points in the cut, Patty changes from scissors to electric clippers. And she progresses through a series of attachments to the clippers for the different lengths needed at different parts of the head—3/4", 1/2", 3/8" etc.  Well, on this particular Friday, she had removed one of the attachments and we were engrossed in a conversation about some topic of global political interest, when she saw a spot she had missed.  Still thinking the last length attachment was on the clippers, she proceeded to deal with the errant strands on the back of my head.  That's when I heard her scream, "Oh no!"

 

Yep.  In applying the clippers without any size guard, Patty had made an almost perfect square all the way down to my scalp before she realized it and pulled the machine away.  Immediately she burst into tears, "I've never done that before" she cried.  "How are you going to look when you go outside in public?"  In contrast to her terror, my response was to laugh and make a joke of it.  Perhaps, given the modern societal tendency to "go viral" with anything out of the normal, maybe I could start a new craze.  We might just see a whole bunch of people walking on the streets with square bald patches on the back of their heads.  She laughed.  I calculated that she had probably given me over 320 haircuts in our marriage. All were good, except this one, so she was batting 0.997—not bad!  Besides, it will grow out.

 

A couple of days later, I was leading service at church.  Patty had tried her best to patch the wayward  spot up with black mascara, but it was still noticeable so I told everyone what had happened, how blessed I had been to have had all these good haircuts all these years, and now—well…  And Patty got on board in telling the tale, and now everyone was laughing, and the "square" jokes for me were many.  But, if you think about it, we could all laugh because everyone knows, "it will grow back."  And it did, and now the back of my head is as boring as ever.

 

That's the nice part about hair.  In our youth many of us have tried strange styles or a different and maybe shocking color.  But hair grows back.  Dyes wash out or grow out.  These are not permanent, and the foolish moment is only remembered by old photos.

 

And maybe you will call me "square," but that is what I find so disturbing about the current tattooing obsession.  It does not wash out or grow out.  Unless the person undergoes painful, expensive, and only partially successful procedures, it is always there and always will be there—the green, black and dull reds encircling, swallowing up, arms, legs, torsos, and even faces.

 

You have to remember, when I was growing up in the 1960's, very, very few people had tattoos (I saw one source that claims that today 30% of the people in the United States have at least one tattoo and almost half of all millennials have one).  Back in those days, now and then you would see a man who had a tattoo, usually on one bicep, marking his days in the service, and usually originating from the youthful indiscretions of a night on leave.  Women in middle-class America never had tattoos.  Tattooing parlors were few and far between and relegated to the red-light districts of a city or county.

 

When the fad started to take off among average folk a few decades back, initially the tattoos were small and minimal.  Women might get a small butterfly or an inconspicuous vine drawn discretely on their bodies.  But rather than the "body-art" movement passing away as most other crazes usually do, the tattoos have become ever larger, taking up whole limbs and whole bodies, and ever more prevalent.  Among the younger generations they are at the point of becoming the norm.

 

The Bible warns against tattoos in the Old Testament.  In Leviticus 19:28, God says, "You shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor tattoo any marks on you: I am the LORD."  And tattooing was associated with the occult practices of pagan cultures.  Looking at the New Testament, I've often wondered if the current "body-art" trend will make it easier for the world to accept the antichrist's all-controlling system which will require people to take the mark of the beast on their right hand or their forehead to be able to buy or sell (and tech companies have been working on "smart" tattoos and tattoos with microchips for a number of years) (Revelation 13:16-18).

 

But beyond these Scriptural concerns, the ceaseless, unchanging presence of the markings makes one question if the recipient has fully understood his or her actions.  Imagine if parents saw their babies born with blobs of green, black, and dull red covering major portions of the infant's body in that mottled patina that eventually all tattoos devolve into.  They would be in horror and panic, and a medical malpractice case would surely be near.  Yet young people are regularly marring healthy skin, in a way that, even with laser treatments, cannot ever be fully regained.

 

Imagine telling someone to pick out a set of clothes to wear—top and slacks, say—and then telling them that they will have to wear that set (those exact colors, that very same cloth and pattern) every minute of every day for the rest of their lives.  They never can take them off, no matter how dulled or "saggy" the clothes become.   Or imagine telling someone that they can only drive one model and color of car their whole lives, or that they could never change the paint colors on the walls of their homes or the curtains or drapery.  No remodeling whatsoever.  Most people would balk at such restraints, yet some freely give up those very rights and privileges on their own body.  The only modification possible:  dump on some more tattoos, making them ever larger and even more entrapping—and the person more in bondage to the rash decisions of the past.  I often wonder whether, when a young woman proudly presents her new "artwork" to her boyfriend or husband, as he is saying, "Oh, that's really cool," if he's thinking instead, "I will never see her beautiful naked arm again."

 

Is it not interesting that, at a time when those things and institutions that should be permanent are crumbling—family, marriages, faith in God, love and concern for children and parents, the sacredness of life—that the people in our society are throwing away the real freedoms and choices they do have,  locking themselves up in the unchangeable.  Tattooing, if you think about it, has really become a type of conformist uniform that cannot be removed.  Perhaps as our society is losing the things in life that are important and should be enduring and stable, these visual proclamations are an attempt at finding some type of anchor.  But it is a hollow and counterfeit mooring.  Instead, Jesus is the answer.  And the permanent ink He writes with is written on the heart and on the soul.

 

Look, as I said earlier, many, many people today have tattoos.  Many Christians have tattoos.  This is not a matter of salvation.  Jesus forgives us of our sins. And He forgives us of all the stupid things we did in the past—even the ones we must wear daily.  You can be just as saved if you are covered head to toes with tattoos as someone whose skin is unchanged from the womb.  But… but… we must think of the children, the next generation.  If we hold on to, in pride, the "correctness" of these foolish actions and do not teach the little ones that marking themselves in such a way is against the wisdom of God, we condemn them to do the same.  We might justify ourselves, but we trap them.  And what might be considered by some as a "small thing" can open the door to a greater attack by the enemy and his minions on their young lives, as they lose self-respect for the body—the temple of the Holy Spirit God gave to them.  Call me "square" but I choose teaching God's purity and wisdom to the children, that they might enjoy a life blessed and separate from the changing whims of mankind.

 

Pastor Greg